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Saturday, 26 December 2009

  • As though I don't have more important things to do.

    Oh hey, Nick and Katie did surveys... which means I'm doing surveys. Beastly.

    JANUARY
    1) Who kissed you on New Years?
    Nobody. :-/

    2) Did you have a New Year's Resolution this year?
    Nope.

    3) Does it snow where you live?
    It's snowing heavily as I type this.

    4) Do you like hot chocolate?
    Quite!

    5) Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
    Nope.

    FEBRUARY
    1) Who was your Valentine?
    Nobody. :-/

    2) When you were little did you buy Valentine's for the whole class?
    Yep, we had to.

    3) Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
    Nope.

    4) What did you receive for Valentine's Day?
    Heartbreak. *Starts bawling*

    MARCH
    1) Are you Irish?
    Nope.

    2) Do you like corned beef and cabbage?
    Never tried it. Corned beef by itself is certainly delicious, though.

    3) What did you do for St Patrick's Day?
    I wore green, but that's all I remember.

    4) Are you happy when winter is pretty much over?
    Yes - I love spring.

    APRIL
    1) Do you like the rain?
    Yes, especially thunderstorms.

    2) Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
    Nope. The only person I ever really want to play a joke on is Nick, and that would be rather mean, all considered.

    3) Do you get tons of candy for Easter?
    I don't get jack shit for Eostre.

    4) Did you celebrate 4/20?
    Nope. :-/

    5) Do you love the month of April?
    Sure, why not.

    MAY
    1) What is your favorite flower?
    It's hard to choose, there are a lot of flowers I love, but up near the top are morning glories, asiatic lilies, and fuchsia.

    2) Finish the phrase "April showers…":
    her sister with gifts.

    3) Do you celebrate May 16th: National Piercing Day?
    Never heard of it.

    4) Is May anything special to you?
    It's mah birfday. (Also Zax's birfday, and Kelman's, and John's, and Amanda's, and Chris's, all within a few days.)

    JUNE
    1) What year did/will you graduate from high school?
    2006

    2) Did you do anything fun during this month?
    Quit RadioShack, went to a bar on my birthday when I should've been studying for finals, aced my finals, got birthday presents.

    3) Have a favorite baseball team?
    Cubbies and Socks.

    JULY
    1) What did you do on the 4th of July?
    Natarie's house! Yaaaaay!

    2) Did you see fireworks?
    I sure did "see" fireworks.

    3) Did you blast the A/C all day?
    I always do. I get hot very easily. (That's what she said.)

    4) Did you go on vacation?
    Nope. :-/

    AUGUST
    1) What was your favorite summer memory of '09?
    I honestly don't remember much of it. I know Cat's party was fun.

    2) Did you have a sunburn?
    I pretty much never get sunburned.

    3) Did you go to the pool a lot?
    Maybe once.

    4) Were you ready for school at all?
    I never am.

    SEPTEMBER
    1) Are you attending school?
    Yep. :-/

    2) Do you like fall better than summer?
    Nope.

    3) What happened this month?
    This month? See DECEMBER. During SEPTEMBER? I don't remember.

    OCTOBER
    1) What was your last Halloween costume?
    Zombie Billy Mays. (Zombie Billy Mays here for braaaaaiiiiins!)

    2) What is your favorite candy?
    I don't really have a favorite.

    3) What was your favorite thing(s) about this month?
    It was neato.

    NOVEMBER
    1) Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?
    Aunt or grandma, depends who's in charge that year. I prefer when it's at my aunt's, she's a fantastic cook.

    2) What are you thankful for?
    Your mom.

    3) Do you love stuffing?
    I absolutely love stuffing.

    4) Anything special in this month?
    Uhhhhh I dunno.

    DECEMBER
    1) Do you celebrate Christmas?
    Yes, by eating Chinese food and seeing a movie. (And this year, add hookah.)

    2) Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe?
    Nope. :-/

    3) Get anything special last year?
    LAST year? I have no idea.

    4) What do you want this year?
    Considering the holidays are already over, no.

    5) What do you love most about December?
    A temporary reprieve from school.

    SURVEY 2

    Do you know anyone who drinks tea a lot?
    Me.

    Say something about the band/artist you're listening to right now.
    I share my middle name with them!

    What is your favourite thing about the summer, besides the lack of school?
    Adventures!

    What was the last thing you drank?
    Ginger ale.

    Do you prefer light-coloured eyes or dark-coloured eyes?
    Either is fine with me. Kimmy's ice blue eyes always got me though.

    Who is the funniest person you know?
    I'm not sure.

    Do you have any money problems right now?
    Ha, yeah.

    Are you good at rhyming?
    Not particularly.

    What was the last thing you scribbled down on a piece of paper?
    Don't remember.

    If you were a famous musician, would it annoy you to answer the same questions over and over again?
    There's only one way to find out.

    Is there an animal in the room with you right now?
    Nope. Honey doesn't like the basement.

    What is the nearest gas station called?
    McShell.

    Would you rather have a picnic at the park or on the beach?
    Both (e.g. Illinois Beach State Park)

    Is your sexual orientation a big deal to some people?
    Not particularly, and I wouldn't give a shit if it were.

    Who wakes up in the morning first in your house?
    Definitely my mom. She's an insomniac.

    Is your iTunes window open right now?
    Yep.

    Do you hold yourself responsible for things you know you don't have to?
    Quite often, yes.

    Are you similar to your sibling(s), personality-wise? How so?
    Not particularly.

    Do you watch amateur song covers on YouTube?
    No, but I have seen a couple good ones.

    Which band would you do anything to see in concert?
    System of a Down.

    What book do you think would make a really good movie?
    Lullaby by Chuck Palahniuk. The Martian Chronicles by Ray Bradbury.

    Has someone ever told you that you didn't have a backbone? How did you react?
    Not exactly, but stuff along those lines. People don't like that I walk away when I get sick of screaming matches, so they call me a "baby" etc. Personally, I think it's the more mature way to handle the situation - if neither party is listening, may as well wait till we cool off, instead of just making the situation worse.

    Would you more likely be given detention for goofing off in class or talking back to a teacher?
    Talking back. Definitely talking back.

    What is the longest time you've gone without brushing your teeth?
    I don't really know, but I was pretty bad about that as a kid (which is why my teeth are so awful).

    Are your parents still together? If so, how long have they been? If not, when did they separate?
    Yeah, they've been married for almost 25 years.

    Do your friends make sexual jokes often?
    NO NEVER WE'RE ALL PRUDES.

    What website were you on just before this one?
    This is a text editor, not a website, but Pandora.

    Would you rather live in a place where it rained all the time or a place where it was very humid all the time?
    Rain, hands down. I love rain. I hate humidity.

    Would you be interested in going to see a psychic?
    I figure I'll go once just for the hell of it.

    When was the last time you went to a drive-in theatre, if you've ever been to one?
    This past summer, actually. I didn't care for it.

    What is the most recent band you've started listening to?
    Dunno.

    Is the auto-tune vocals craze awesome or annoying?
    Annoying. Except for Auto-Tune the News and other such things, which are amusing.

Thursday, 29 October 2009

  • 1. I've come to realize that my boobs...
    are moobs.

    2. I've come to realize that my job....
    is top secret.

    3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...
    with other people in the car, I'm suddenly a terrible driver.

    4. I've come to realize that I need...
    somebody to love, wouldn't I love somebody to love, I better find somebody to love.

    5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
    my hovercraft.

    6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
    I give in and do stupid surveys.

    7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
    I'm a lot more assertive.

    8. I've come to realize that money...
    is covered in poop.

    9. I've come to realize that certain people...
    are Canadian.

    10. I've come to realize that I'll always...
    be carbon-based.

    11. I've come to realize that my sister...
    is invisible and doesn't need to eat.

    12. I've come to realize that my mom...
    can do anything better than yours. (No she can't!) Yes she can!

    13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...
    doesn't amuse me as much as it once did.

    14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...
    I pressed the snooze button far too many times.

    15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...
    I was tired.

    16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...
    about how to answer this question without getting all... meta. Oops.

    17. I've come to realize that my dad..
    can beat up your dad.

    18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...
    I'm just feeding an addiction.

    19. I've come to realize that today...
    has not been all that good.

    20. I've come to realize that tonight...
    I will bathe in the blood of my enemies.

    21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
    should be pretty fun.

    22. I've come to realize that I really want to...
    finish school already.

    23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
    Nobody, because the only people who might read this have already done it.

    24. I've come to realize that life...
    is a myth.

Monday, 25 May 2009

Friday, 27 March 2009

Friday, 20 February 2009

  • Here's a MySpace survey, even though I should be sleeping.

    How often do you see your ex?
    Never.

    Would you ever donate blood?
    I am terrified of needles.

    Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
    Only.

    Do you want someone dead?
    Probably.

    What does your last text message say?
    Received: Bank, notifying me of account activity
    Sent: Telling Chris C that I haven't had any problems with Google Chrome on Vista.

    Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
    Kohl's a few years ago.

    Ever kissed someone who smokes?
    Yes.

    Is someone on your mind right now?
    Yes.

    Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
    Not really, no.

    Do you believe in love?
    Yes.

    Do you miss anyone?
    Yes.

    Do you curse a lot?
    Fuck no, bitch.

    Are you closer to your mother or father?
    Both.

    Do you have trust issues?
    Nope.

    Have you ever punched a guy?
    Yus.

    Did you like anyone last summer?
    Nope.

    Is there anyone you want to fight?
    Yo momma.

    Do you have any piercings?
    None.

    What color is your hair?
    Black like a goth kid's soul.

    What's the closest red object to you?
    Mechanical pencil.

    Could you date someone taller than you?
    Sure. I don't really care, to be honest.

    Do you live near your best friend?
    Which one?

    Your most recent ex says he/she hates you, you say?
    Uh... okay, thanks, I guess.

    Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
    Sadly, no.

    How did you get your last bruise?
    Slipped on ice in front of my house, landed on and bruised my chin and hip.

    Do you get along with dudes or chicks better?
    Chicks.

    Think back in February, last year, how was your love life then?
    At that point, as far as I can recall, I neither had one nor cared.

    Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
    I hope not.

    Expecting something to change in the next month?
    Yes.

    Will you be in a relationship next month?
    Probably not, but we'll see.

    Have you ever kissed someone in the rain?
    No. :(

    On a roof?
    Also no. :(

    In a car?
    Yes.

    On a boat?
    Nope. :(

    In the movies?
    No.

    At the beach?
    Nope.

    What's the worst feeling in the world?
    A big toe twirling around in maple syrup in your ear. Don't ask.

    Do you enjoy cuddling?
    Abso-fucking-lutely.

    Can you sleep in jeans?
    I did last night, apparently, though I don't actually recall going to bed.

    Has the opposite sex (excluding family) ever sung to you before?
    To me? Don't think so.

    Are you a jealous person?
    No.

    Do you have a bad temper?
    Generally no.

    Do you like your life so far?
    I liked 2007. 2009 is okay so far. Otherwise, mostly no.

    Do you love someone in your friends list?
    Several of them!

    Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
    Anybody I love is far more important to me than I am.

    Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
    Unfortunately so. Busy day tomorrow.

    Do you plan on dressing up for Halloween this year?
    Yes, though I'm sure I won't know what I'm going to be until a day or two before.

    What did you do yesterday?
    Yesterday being Wednesday, I kicked serious ass on an econ quiz and an English paper, followed by going to the auto show.

    Last time you were on the phone?
    Some time around 6.

    Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
    You.

    Last thing you bought for someone else?
    Don't remember.

    Is something bothering you?
    Yep.

    Do you hate being alone?
    FUCKING
    HATE
    IT.

    Does anyone know your password besides you?
    Which password? Zax may know one of them, Meltser knows one for a shared account, and nobody else knows any of them.

    Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
    Probably. And extremely busy.

    Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
    My mom.

    When's the last time you cried?
    Sunday, due to side effects of meds.

    What's on your mind RIGHT now?
    A couple things.

    What's next to you?
    My kickass Sharper Image backpack.

    What are your plans this weekend?
    Work meeting early on Saturday morning, and homework.

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  • I am a would-be business student who has opted to learn from experience for the time being. My interests lie in linguistics, sociology, and anthropology; ethics and political philosophy; business; computers; and gaming. I am anxious when I should be calm, and calm when I should be upset. I love and depend on people, but think everyone is out to get me, and have little faith in humanity writ large. People think I'm talking out my ass when I talk about my many ambitions, because I don't always act on them, but I don't act on them because people think I'm talking out my ass and so don't do what is needed of them. I am an Epicurean existentialist stoic utilitarian with hints of absurdism and a pinch of Objectivism. Want fries with that shake?