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Thursday, 29 October 2009
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1. I've come to realize that my boobs...
are moobs.
2. I've come to realize that my job....
is top secret.
3. I've come to realize that when I'm driving...
with other people in the car, I'm suddenly a terrible driver.
4. I've come to realize that I need...
somebody to love, wouldn't I love somebody to love, I better find somebody to love.
5. I've come to realize that I have lost...
my hovercraft.
6. I've come to realize that I hate it when...
I give in and do stupid surveys.
7. I've come to realize that if I'm drunk...
I'm a lot more assertive.
8. I've come to realize that money...
is covered in poop.
9. I've come to realize that certain people...
are Canadian.
10. I've come to realize that I'll always...
be carbon-based.
11. I've come to realize that my sister...
is invisible and doesn't need to eat.
12. I've come to realize that my mom...
can do anything better than yours. (No she can't!) Yes she can!
13. I've come to realize that my cell phone...
doesn't amuse me as much as it once did.
14. I've come to realize that when I woke up this morning...
I pressed the snooze button far too many times.
15. I've come to realize that last night before I went to sleep...
I was tired.
16. I've come to realize that right now I am thinking...
about how to answer this question without getting all... meta. Oops.
17. I've come to realize that my dad..
can beat up your dad.
18. I've come to realize that when I get on Facebook...
I'm just feeding an addiction.
19. I've come to realize that today...
has not been all that good.
20. I've come to realize that tonight...
I will bathe in the blood of my enemies.
21. I've come to realize that tomorrow...
should be pretty fun.
22. I've come to realize that I really want to...
finish school already.
23. I've come to realize that the person who is most likely to repost this is...
Nobody, because the only people who might read this have already done it.
24. I've come to realize that life...
is a myth.
Monday, 25 May 2009
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I can't do this. No. I can't lose this one. I won't.
Friday, 27 March 2009
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Currently
Across A Wire: Live In New York City
By The Counting Crows
"Round Here" (MTV Live Version)
see relatedI'm getting some pretty strong signals from a girl in a strong long-term relationship.
What?
Friday, 20 February 2009
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Here's a MySpace survey, even though I should be sleeping.
How often do you see your ex?
Never.
Would you ever donate blood?
I am terrified of needles.
Have you ever had a best friend who was of the opposite sex?
Only.
Do you want someone dead?
Probably.
What does your last text message say?
Received: Bank, notifying me of account activity
Sent: Telling Chris C that I haven't had any problems with Google Chrome on Vista.
Where did you buy the shirt you're wearing now?
Kohl's a few years ago.
Ever kissed someone who smokes?
Yes.
Is someone on your mind right now?
Yes.
Would you consider yourself to be spoiled?
Not really, no.
Do you believe in love?
Yes.
Do you miss anyone?
Yes.
Do you curse a lot?
Fuck no, bitch.
Are you closer to your mother or father?
Both.
Do you have trust issues?
Nope.
Have you ever punched a guy?
Yus.
Did you like anyone last summer?
Nope.
Is there anyone you want to fight?
Yo momma.
Do you have any piercings?
None.
What color is your hair?
Black like a goth kid's soul.
What's the closest red object to you?
Mechanical pencil.
Could you date someone taller than you?
Sure. I don't really care, to be honest.
Do you live near your best friend?
Which one?
Your most recent ex says he/she hates you, you say?
Uh... okay, thanks, I guess.
Have you ever had a surprise birthday party?
Sadly, no.
How did you get your last bruise?
Slipped on ice in front of my house, landed on and bruised my chin and hip.
Do you get along with dudes or chicks better?
Chicks.
Think back in February, last year, how was your love life then?
At that point, as far as I can recall, I neither had one nor cared.
Are you the same person as you were at the beginning of 2008?
I hope not.
Expecting something to change in the next month?
Yes.
Will you be in a relationship next month?
Probably not, but we'll see.
Have you ever kissed someone in the rain?
No. :(
On a roof?
Also no. :(
In a car?
Yes.
On a boat?
Nope. :(
In the movies?
No.
At the beach?
Nope.
What's the worst feeling in the world?
A big toe twirling around in maple syrup in your ear. Don't ask.
Do you enjoy cuddling?
Abso-fucking-lutely.
Can you sleep in jeans?
I did last night, apparently, though I don't actually recall going to bed.
Has the opposite sex (excluding family) ever sung to you before?
To me? Don't think so.
Are you a jealous person?
No.
Do you have a bad temper?
Generally no.
Do you like your life so far?
I liked 2007. 2009 is okay so far. Otherwise, mostly no.
Do you love someone in your friends list?
Several of them!
Is there anyone that you care more about than yourself?
Anybody I love is far more important to me than I am.
Will you be up before 7 am tomorrow?
Unfortunately so. Busy day tomorrow.
Do you plan on dressing up for Halloween this year?
Yes, though I'm sure I won't know what I'm going to be until a day or two before.
What did you do yesterday?
Yesterday being Wednesday, I kicked serious ass on an econ quiz and an English paper, followed by going to the auto show.
Last time you were on the phone?
Some time around 6.
Who will you be sleeping with tonight?
You.
Last thing you bought for someone else?
Don't remember.
Is something bothering you?
Yep.
Do you hate being alone?
FUCKING
HATE
IT.
Does anyone know your password besides you?
Which password? Zax may know one of them, Meltser knows one for a shared account, and nobody else knows any of them.
Is tomorrow going to be a good day?
Probably. And extremely busy.
Did you kiss or hug anyone today?
My mom.
When's the last time you cried?
Sunday, due to side effects of meds.
What's on your mind RIGHT now?
A couple things.
What's next to you?
My kickass Sharper Image backpack.
What are your plans this weekend?
Work meeting early on Saturday morning, and homework.
Saturday, 10 January 2009
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Uh Nuh Thur Sir Vay
1) What is your boyfriend/girlfriend's name?
N/A.
2) What color underwear/boxers wearing now?
White. Yes, tighty whities. Call me strange, but I find them more comfortable.
3) What are you listening to right now?
The quiet whirr of computer fans, the furnace blasting.
4) Whats your favorite number?
8, 13
5) What was the last thing you ate?
Special K. The cereal, not the drug.
6) When was the last time you smiled?
Earlier.
7) How is the weather right now?
Beautiful - 25 degrees, snowy, and calm.
8) Who was the last person you talked to on the phone?
Javi.
9) What is your worst habit?
Picking at things.
11) Do you drink?
12) Do you smoke?
A little bit, socially.
13) When was the last time, if ever, you blacked out from drinking?
Never.
14) Hair color?
Black.
15) Eye Color?
Mostly blue and green.
16) Do you wear contacts?
No.
17) Favorite Holiday?
Christmas, because Jäger tastes like it.
18) Favorite Month?
May. And not because my birthday is that month. Well, maybe a little because of that...
19) Have you ever cried for no reason?
No. Also, that's a really odd thing to do.
20) What was the last movie you watched?
Princess Bride, with Meltser, preceded by WALL•E, with my parents.
21) Favorite day of the year?
*Shrug* There's plenty of good days. 28 June, I get to celebrate moving out of Nazi Heights, 2 July I get to celebrate Honey's birthday, 12 May is my own, New Years is pretty sweet, as is the vernal equinox...
22) Are you too shy to ask someone out?
Yes.
23) Last advice you received?
If you count picking up advice from a TV show, then it was Barney Stinson telling me to do, not think.
24) What was the highlight of your weekend?
It's been a pretty uninteresting day, so far.
25) Chocolate or Vanilla?
Swirl, bitch.
26) What is the last text message you received?
"Yah im down i work till 5 that should be ample time."
27) What is the last text message you sent?
"Hey, TSI reunion at Zanies 945 Friday night. You in?"
28) Who was the last person to call you?
Mom.
29) What books are you reading?
Nothing's Sacred by Lewis Black
30) When was the last time you slept in someone else's bed?
Uh... Don't remember, to be honest.
31) Favorite movie?
The villains' scenes from the Dark Knight, Thank You For Smoking, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Cannibal! The Musical, The Producers...
32) Favorite football team?
Bears, followed by Packers. I know, I know, I don't hate the Packers. I'm half cheesehead; fuck off.
33) What were you doing before this?
Masturbating a squirrel. Or calling people about the TSI reunion. One of the two.
34) Any pets?
Honey.
36) Butter, Plain or Salted popcorn?
Butter and salt.
37) Dogs or cats?
Dogs, cats, squirrels, snakes, crabs (hermit crabs, asshole), raccoons, and pretty much every other animal. I am, however, rather allergic to cats (non-stop sneezing) and slightly allergic to dogs.
38) Favorite flowers?
The ones Cat sells. If I were female (or a cross-dresser), I would buy out her shop. If you mean actual flowers, that's a toughy, I keep discovering more, but I'm a big fan of morning glory, asiatic lilies, birds of paradise, passion flowers, and clematis.
39) When was the last time you got in trouble?
That's vague. Got in how much trouble with whom for what?
41) Have you ever loved someone?
Yes.
42) Who would you like to see right now?
Plenty of people. How about, everyone who's gone for break? Lake Foresters, Meg, Akia...
43) Are you still friends with people from kindergarten ?
I'd still consider Elizabeth Hedrick a friend, so yes, I am.
44) Have you ever fired a gun?
Not a real one.
45) Do you like to travel by plane?
It's not as bad as I was told it would be. It's the airports I hate.
46) What website do you frequently visit?
I'm an internet addict. I'm pretty much attached to all social networking sites.
47) If you could be with someone right now, who would it be?
If you mean "be in someone's company", I think I'd most like to be hanging out with Akia right now. If you mean "be in a relationship with someone", I'll be keeping that to myself.
48) How many pillows do you sleep with?
Four, because I can't find a couple of them.
49) Are you missing someone?
Yes.
50) Do you have a Tattoo?
No.
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- Name: Marty
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 9/3/2005
About Me
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I am a would-be business student who has opted to learn from experience for the time being. My interests lie in linguistics, sociology, and anthropology; ethics and political philosophy; business; computers; and gaming. I am anxious when I should be calm, and calm when I should be upset. I love and depend on people, but think everyone is out to get me, and have little faith in humanity writ large. People think I'm talking out my ass when I talk about my many ambitions, because I don't always act on them, but I don't act on them because people think I'm talking out my ass and so don't do what is needed of them. I am an Epicurean existentialist stoic utilitarian with hints of absurdism and a pinch of Objectivism. Want fries with that shake?
